you joined the fed list congrats on this accomplishment. the higher ups said were on stake out duty tonight. i recommend bringing some sandwiches.

You amateur

Everybody knows stakeout food is donuts, not sandwiches

ham and swiss okay with you? mustard, light mayo?

sounds good to me we will get coffee and donuts on the way to the op the spyvan also has a microwave in case you wanna bring some frozen burritos or pizza pockets.

sounds like an awesome night. cya then.

I mean... just gonna be here playing runescape all night...

Lie. Everybody knows feds favorite food is human liver mince pie

Only a fed would know a feds favorite food. You are now on my possible fed list. It's all starting to make sense now.

Is this why your fed higher-ups knocked me out and then gang-raped me in Surrey Memorial Hospital, in BC, Canada?

XD

I already failed no nut
I already failed no shave
I am failure