ya. we have fun here.

How did your afternoon go?
Any DIY projects to archive?

Gonna be dead honest here
I havent replied because i still dont know what you meant
English skill issue

He's letting you know he doesn't have a 10 inch measuring tape, but he's willing to supply his 4 inch measuring tape.
10 inch measuring tape used as a metaphor for 10% warn, then using it as a double entendre to refer to his measuring tape.

Ahhhhhh lmao ty

will see you in the shower soon sir