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Sep 25 2025 08:31pm
You cover postage in fg?


Id be OK with COD for a wife shipment, but could also spare like 500 fgs

e/ will need med though

This post was edited by ChronFather420 on Sep 25 2025 08:32pm
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Sep 25 2025 08:32pm
Id be OK with COD for a wife shipment, but could also spare like 500 fgs


Ok. She goes by Nate now. I’ll ship her to you.
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Sep 25 2025 08:33pm
Ok. She goes by Nate now. I’ll ship her to you.


See this is why I need a med

What if she ends up being an uggo or a Nate or something

Gotta protect my investment sir
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Sep 25 2025 08:33pm
See this is why I need a med

What if she ends up being an uggo or a Nate or something

Gotta protect my investment sir


Hey now! It’s 2025! She used to be a Natalie!
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Sep 25 2025 08:34pm
Look her in the face and ask her, "you havin a giggle m8?"


Wut r u lookin at my gut fer.
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Sep 25 2025 08:40pm
Wut r u lookin at my gut fer.


Why is your gut near her fa...?

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Sep 25 2025 09:49pm
Wut r u lookin at my gut fer.


Just looking at a fag gut. We have a problem bb?
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Sep 25 2025 10:43pm
So my wife was scrolling through Facebook looking at my pics and found a picture of me and my buddies fishing.


She said: All your friends have beards.

Me: Yeah I guess so.

Her: You have a beard too.

Me: Good job Einstein.

Her: Why do you all have your shirts off to fish?

Me: It’s hot

Her: y’all look like the cast of some weird redneck magic Mike spin-off.

Me: shut up

Her: Ok, Lumberjack Larry


Oh? Okay, I real world laughed. :hug:
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Sep 26 2025 12:15am
Are you married?


No. Inb4 beta cuck response like "figures" or "you can't say that when you are married" etc.

Or were you going to congratulate me for chosing the right path and not marrying and instead having a rotation?
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Sep 26 2025 12:18am
Ill need to see this image for myself…for reasons…>.>
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