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#21
Sep 26 2025 01:42pm
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addone @ 26 Sep 2025 15:39
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I still haven't gone around to getting one. Lazybumi and lolkggz have peer pressured me to getting a bidet.
It's nice and cooling aswell
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#22
Sep 26 2025 06:36pm
i kinda want one.
my toilet is some low flow bullshit thats pressurized, it sounds like a jetpack. a nice lil water fountain might help de butch it a little.
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#23
Sep 26 2025 06:47pm
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i kinda want one.
my toilet is some low flow bullshit thats pressurized, it sounds like a jetpack. a nice lil water fountain might help de butch it a little.
So you want the jetpack pointed at your butthole instead
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#24
Sep 26 2025 06:50pm
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So you want the jetpack pointed at your butthole instead
im ASSUMING it connects to the hose before it enters into said jetpack. so the bidet should get normal water flow.
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Sep 26 2025 06:55pm
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im ASSUMING it connects to the hose before it enters into said jetpack. so the bidet should get normal water flow.
Never used a bidet before but looks like it might tickle a lil bit
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#26
Sep 26 2025 07:03pm
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https://i.imgur.com/YV4k77s.jpeg
Never used a bidet before but looks like it might tickle a lil bit
It's pleasant and affordable.
With literally no downside.
This post was edited by lolkggz on Sep 26 2025 07:10pm
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#27
Sep 26 2025 07:10pm
All my homies bidet
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#28
Sep 26 2025 08:06pm
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It's pleasant and affordable.
With literally no downside.
Just throwing out my personal experience, one downside is when it malfunctions and floods your bathroom. Spraying water when its "off".
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#29
Sep 26 2025 08:16pm
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Just throwing out my personal experience, one downside is when it malfunctions and floods your bathroom. Spraying water when its "off".
Could happen, your toilet could over flow if it doesnt shut off too right?
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#30
Sep 26 2025 08:41pm
Bin 1 cleaner bunghole
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