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Aug 11 2025 10:16pm
You show your boss that finger and say:

Look boss, thats my 3weeks payed holliday


no you put duct tape on it and keep working.
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Aug 11 2025 10:20pm
Gonna be tempting to bite that shit off later so you don't have a flap.
Or is it just me?


Use fingernail clippers on those hang nails and loose skin pieces for a smooth cut
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Aug 11 2025 10:21pm

You show your boss that finger and say:

Look boss, thats my 3weeks payed holliday


You do you Tommy
"The pain of the fresh flesh."
^ That line could be right off of a Hellraiser script.



Ty I’m quite poetic

no you put duct tape on it and keep working.



Tommy is the 49y.o. New guy you’re always pissed st because he can’t do shit
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Aug 11 2025 10:23pm
Why has no one suggested healing crystals and a book on raising free range chickens? Are those times and suggestions gone?
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Aug 11 2025 10:29pm
Tommy is the 49y.o. New guy you’re always pissed st because he can’t do shit


reminds me of a guy i worked with when i did construction work.

i was holding up a heavy beam he had nail gun. his phone rang and he puts nail gun down to answer. i yelled at him so he came back grabbed back of beam while pulling trigger. nail goes through beam then his finger.

less than ten min later he does same thing. two nail holes in his hand now. he got fire at end of the day.

was that tomcat?

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Aug 11 2025 10:31pm
Tommy is the 49y.o. New guy you’re always pissed st because he can’t do shit



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Aug 11 2025 10:32pm
You could be more exact with a bite, and leave a lil flap where it starts to hurt towards the top.
A massive floppy skin would drive me insane.


at that point I'd then rather use clippers.
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Aug 11 2025 10:38pm
Edit maybe your right worse pain faste healing I didn’t read that because I’m drunk
Nah not to be rude or anything but you’re wrong, I’ve smashed fingers and toes plenty with hammers or dropping heavy doors and beams.

Tearing such a huge chunk of skin is like 1000x worse. I have a black toenail rn and it slowed me down like 1 min. This kind of tear is end of the day.

Rather lose a nail

first couple minutes was me tugging and poking at the flap trying to decide if it would be more painful to tear off now or later. Shoulda tore it then but I bitched out and bandaged the flap. Will let it dry tomorrow and cut it with nail clippers.

Ty. Prolly be a week to heal but I’ll be back at work tomorrow.


I'll take your word for it. I don't hurt myself too often but I know your type of work comes with more risk.
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Aug 11 2025 10:46pm
I'm sorry that you hurt your finger DrFaGgIt! I know it sucks right now but just think about the new and better skin that will come after it heals! B)
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Aug 12 2025 01:43pm
Why has no one suggested healing crystals and a book on raising free range chickens? Are those times and suggestions gone?


Because healing crystals don't exist, this is real life not a video game, and raising chickens as nothing to do with this. Maybe that's why? Just maybe?

You do you Tommy



Ty I’m quite poetic




Tommy is the 49y.o. New guy you’re always pissed st because he can’t do shit


Tommy be like "eehhh the suns out. no work for me" or "eehh it's slightly raining. no work for me" then gets upset why his employer doesn't pay him.

reminds me of a guy i worked with when i did construction work.

i was holding up a heavy beam he had nail gun. his phone rang and he puts nail gun down to answer. i yelled at him so he came back grabbed back of beam while pulling trigger. nail goes through beam then his finger.

less than ten min later he does same thing. two nail holes in his hand now. he got fire at end of the day.

was that tomcat?


100% that wouldn't be him cause I don't think he'd even pick up a power tool.

but if he ever did, yeah he'd probably do that.
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