Beer bad, seltzers good, they keep you hydrated while you get fucked up.
If you’re tryna stay hydrated you need my original mix. It keeps you hydrated, electrolyted, and destroys hangovers. You work hard, you pay your bills, you deserve a nice night and to wake up feeling like a million bucks. You deserve to get PediaLit®️
50-70% pedialite, 25-45% vodka (I usually went plain in my alchy days but you can experiment and make the drink your own!), splash of original squirt. Add as much as you like. I enjoy effervescence is the only reason squirt found its way in, you really can’t go wrong with a squeeze of fizzed out citrus.
This post was edited by DrFaGgIt on Jul 31 2025 10:46pm