I can honestly say I haven’t been in a ton of fights. Even in my younger years when I was a bouncer I didn’t have many tussles. The last type of altercation I had was at a Tank Abbott autograph signing when some drunk jackass rush the table and I accidentally tackled him through the one next to us that Cherami Leigh Kuehn was using. It was honestly embarrassing.

my brother and me got into it over something irritating he was doing. hes taller than me so i used his bed to get on his back in a choke hold.

he tried to knock me loose against the wall but then rolled into this corner desk he had where i landed on a pickle jar full of coins. cut my back up a bit but since HES the one who called it, i think it means i won.

10 years ago or some shit, losers picking on our buddy who was the smallest innocent boi and greatest Halo player

Naturally I had to intervene and destroy the pack bully

Ironically we had the same name and I told him there could only be one of us

is that why youre MADmardi?

Should change to LoyalMardi

fuggn vouch