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Jun 28 2025 03:27pm
i like wiping like a cave man
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Jun 28 2025 03:44pm
I have questions. For example when you pee in the toilet standing up sometimes if your angle isnt perfect it splashes out. A water pressure hose ± your backside seems like a recipie for a disaster.


The bidet never misses!
Always a perfect angle and locked in target
It wouldnt go so bad that it would shoot out the bathroom as long as youre sitting on it

i like wiping like a cave man


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Jun 28 2025 03:56pm
The bidet never misses!
Always a perfect angle and locked in target
It wouldnt go so bad that it would shoot out the bathroom as long as youre sitting on it



https://i.imgur.com/khkFSdY.gif


So wait its fixed like sitting on top of a drinking fountain in park I thought it was like a garden hose you use to wash yourself with?
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Jun 28 2025 04:02pm
So wait its fixed like sitting on top of a drinking fountain in park


Yes :rofl:
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Jun 28 2025 04:05pm
So wait its fixed like sitting on top of a drinking fountain in park I thought it was like a garden hose you use to wash yourself with?

LMAO
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Jun 28 2025 04:12pm
The trick to never clogging is to flush the poo and paper separately and flush paper while wiping if it begins builds above the water line
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Jun 28 2025 05:13pm
The trick to never clogging is to flush the poo and paper separately and flush paper while wiping if it begins builds above the water line


Unless you dump an absolute behemoth
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Jun 28 2025 05:16pm
Unless you dump an absolute behemoth


75% of the time it works everytime
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Jun 28 2025 08:20pm
So wait its fixed like sitting on top of a drinking fountain in park I thought it was like a garden hose you use to wash yourself with?


you can get one that is attached to toilet
or you can get a garden hose one

attached to toilet is supreme



This post was edited by 18nomaUSEast on Jun 28 2025 08:26pm
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Jun 28 2025 08:31pm
So wait its fixed like sitting on top of a drinking fountain in park I thought it was like a garden hose you use to wash yourself with?


Lol the fuck.

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