Theres some old gangster guy i know that calls me Gopher.

I identify as a gopher.

My stepmoms brother in law (Step uncle in law?) was a wildlife officer and had this amazing .22 with a silencer and a laser sight and he used to let me go to TOWN on gophers at his acreage. BOOM headshot. Just watch them explode. Amazing.
Happy childhood memory.

e/ help me step uncle im stuck in the closet

This post was edited by ChronFather420 on Jun 23 2025 04:48pm

Ground hogs are worse.

Got them living under my woodshed I'm pretty sure, there's something building a goddamn colony

Mix peppermint oil, garlic, urine, dawn soap with some water and spray it everywhere they go and all in their tunnels and get some of those solar powered yard spikes that vibrate to further disrupt them from digging tunnels. Also, you don't have to use urine in the mixture but I would just to show them you mean business and this is your lawn.

Everytime I gotta piss I run down there and piss down one of their holes. It seems I've only got 1 gopher left for now

Bigsmokeharold: 7
Gophers : 1

Notable loot drops : one gopher had a white patch under its chin the rest did not

That’s awesome, must have been diabetic

This post was edited by Abyzma on Jun 23 2025 06:18pm

shiny variant very rare