Are those 5 eggs for one meal?

You must be a body-builder.

Maybe, just maybe, they like eggs.

I guess.

For some reason, there is something in the back of my mind that says people shouldn't have too many eggs a day.

Cuz you're be a filthy nasty

Why? Yolks being bad/high in cholesterol has been debunked. For a healthy diet, consider eating 6 eggs a day. For bodybuilding, consider 12 egg whites a day (lean mass)

How drunk are you?

Wouldn't that be too much protein? I heard that eating too much protein can stress one's kidneys.

1gm protein/1lb body weight ~ per day

You can consume too much of anything, your body will tell you if you're in-taking too much dietary protein.. you'll feel lethargic, dehydrated, etc

But yes people can have kidney issues with high protein diets if they already have kidney disease, pre-existing issues, etc

I have a large healthy body, I am tall and strong and I do a lot of physical stuff, so I need the energy
but no I dont body build, more like powerlift ;D