Quote (Jeesusss @ Feb 15 2010 02:25pm)

So-so one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. I am Swedish and looking for someone to assist me with my speaking English.
Stranger: im here
Stranger:
You: Thank you
Stranger: Im Lina 16 from Bulgaria looking for friendly chat =]
Stranger: your welcome
You: I say this right? Nice to meet you.
Stranger: nice to meet u to =]
You: Your favorite think to do be what?
Stranger: break dancing =]
Stranger: and u
You: I hope I say this right
You: sex with sheep
Stranger: no
Stranger:
You: is that how yousay?
Stranger:
Stranger: but i understand u
Stranger: what u mean
Stranger: ?
You: I enjoy sex with sheep. I think that how it say
Stranger: i like to make a sex wiht sheep
You: in my language it is Jag lik till har kön med får.
You: Do you like to make sex with sheep?
Stranger: its too long ..
Stranger: noo
Stranger:
You: I really like to make sex with grill cheese
You: it yum
You: what your favorite thing to make sex with?
Stranger: boys ..
You: How do you make sex with boy?
You: is word not canibill?
You: canniball?
You: canibal?

Quote (1888 @ Feb 15 2010 03:34pm)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Salut    --      Hey
You: speak englsh man WTF
Stranger: l'anglais c'est de la merde...  ---- English is shit
Stranger: only french
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ON MY SCREEN
You: "only french"
You: YOU JUST SPOKE IN ENGLISH
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ok :hap:
You: can u see the words that are coming out of your screen
You: ENGLISH MOTHE FUCKER DO U SPEAK IT
Stranger: J'ai pas envi de parler anglais  ---- I dont feel like speaking english
You: omg
Stranger: j'aime pas c'est pourri :noel:  ----- I dont like speaking english .. it sucks
You: do u understand Jsp ?
Stranger: Yes
You: do u wanna BvB ?
You: my lvl 90 barb ill rape u
You: will*
You: are u speaking or what
You: stop translating my shit on google
Stranger: Faut que je traduise ta merde sur google ?      --- I gotta translate your shit on google?
Stranger: putain j'ai pas finis...  ------ fuck im not done yet ...
You: dude do u understand
You: I
You: DONT
You: KNOW
You: WHAT
You: THE
You: FUCK
You: YOU
You: ARE
You: SAYING
Stranger: Att je traduis  --- wait im translating
You: att je traduis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote (Jeesusss @ Feb 15 2010 02:21pm)

I already had him assume my english wasn't good, I couldn't get away with both!

Quote (BreakPoint @ Feb 16 2010 02:25am)

You: you didn't play my game, Micheal.
You: Is that your name?
You: That would be hilarious
You: I just guessed that shit
Stranger: Michelle
You: WHOA
Stranger: is my name
You: really?
Stranger: how did u know
Stranger: ?
Stranger: yeah
You: Im just a boss like that
Stranger: i am fking freaking out
You: Because.
You: Look out the window.
You: I see you looking out the window now.
You: You can't see me waving, though.
You: That's a nice place you have there, Michelle.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.