haha ive seen that 1 before

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi'
You: a/s?
Stranger: 19/m/usa
Stranger: you?
You: nigger?
Stranger: no
You: whew
You: scared me
You: for a sec
You: tought you were gonna steal my internet
You: and my e-bike

Also
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzKoF-66v4/[YOUTUBE]


Ummm wtf?

This post was edited by logos32 on Feb 14 2010 07:28pm

lol'd

Stranger: i love HP
You: eew
You: I hate Harry Potter
You: i was glad dumbledoor Died
You: creepy rapist
You: taking harry to a strange cave
You: and being surrounded by gollums

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola
Stranger: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE DEMENTORS HUH?!
You: lolwut
You: this aint Harry Potter
Stranger: then what is this?
Stranger: twi-fucking-light?
You: fuck no
Stranger: lord of the fucking rings?
You: no
Stranger: tooth fucking fairy?
You: hellno
Stranger: a-fucking-vatar?
You: sure why not
You: but you spelled it wrong
You: its Pocahauntis
You: lol
Stranger: what's so good about alien sex you tell me?
You: the little feelers bro
Stranger: omg
You: make the link bitch
Stranger: now we're talking
You: you can rape people
You: so easy
You: just sneak up on them
You: and shove your feelers into theirs
Stranger: nice.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: asl
Stranger: 18/f/China
You: sweet
You: I love asain chicks
You: so tiny and tight
Stranger: 吃你的爛鳥吧!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

吃你的爛鳥吧
translates into
Eat your rotten bird bar

Stranger: heyyy heyyy sexy [:
You: I'M THE FIREBAT YO
Stranger: IM THE G-SPOT YO
You: IMMA BURN YOUR GSPOT YO
Stranger: YO THAT SOUNDS TIGHT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kinda long but funny

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: how easily would you jump into bed
You: what kind of bed
Stranger: the big sized royal looking bed
Stranger: with the firly drapes
You: material?
Stranger: rod iron
You: an iron bed?
You: sounds painful
You: what about a water bed
Stranger: well the frame is iron
You: ah
Stranger: too jumpy
You: k is it a temperpedic
Stranger: too squishy
Stranger: not enough grip
Stranger: you need something firm
You: sping cotten hay
Stranger: better
You: spring*
You: now what color
Stranger: black
Stranger: satin black
You: is the matress brand new or dose it have some wear and tear
Stranger: its gonna be as new as possible but not BRAND new
Stranger: about a month or so old
You: what about the pillows
Stranger: what type do you like
You: what kinds are there?
Stranger: well the really really poofy ones, the average poofy ones, and the regular holiday inn ones
You: holiday inn alright
Stranger: i can manage some of the ones used in sorority fights
You: nah holiday in
You: inn
You: whats under the bed
Stranger: only boogey man
You: how big's the room
Stranger: pretty big,
Stranger: enough to have a nice walk
You: where is the house? (city, country)
Stranger: well, lets talk about age before that and sex
Stranger: b/c that would just be a messed up
You: no this is important stuff just like 2 more questions
You: is the house a mansion or is it you know like avg house hold
Stranger: its like almost a mansion
Stranger: but no butlers
Stranger: or chandleiers
You: chandleiers?
You: o that light things
Stranger: yup!
You: how bout the bathroom got a nice shower?
Stranger: one of the fancy ones
Stranger: with like 4 sides
Stranger: and like 10 settings
You: k
You: so 22 female
Stranger: PHEWW
You: ?
Stranger: but still
Stranger: 17m
Stranger: sooooo!!
You: how you got such a nice house then
You: stocks?
Stranger: rich parents
You: shit they gonna walk in on us?
Stranger: no they are away
You: k
You: goooood
Stranger: business trip
You: gooooooood
Stranger: talk dirty to me
Stranger: nice song
Stranger: by poison
You: knock knock
Stranger: whose there
You: matress sales women
Stranger: matress sales women
Stranger: who
You: jus t a matress sales women coming to check on your bed
You: back to the question country or city location
Stranger: well you first
You: huh?
Stranger: beauty b4 beast!
You: no it's for you know the whole role play thing did i have to drive all the way out to the country or did i stroll throught the city
Stranger: well i'm a gentleman, i wont make a lady drive all the way from home to come find me
You: but it's my job to sell matresses
Stranger: oh that reminds me, my matress just feels off
Stranger: maybe you can come in and check it up
Stranger: seeing how you are the professional
You: i'd love to serta has the finest selection of matresses i'm sure you'll love
You: *walking up stairs*
You: i think anyways
You: *feels matress* wow this is a nice bed
Stranger: *closes door
You: what kindd of material is this
Stranger: why dont you get a better feel of it and then tell me, Ms. professional
You: why did you close the door?
Stranger: *opens doors
Stranger: must be the wind
You: o ok the
You: then
You: i'm guessing this matress is a temperpedic
Stranger: *Jumps up and down
Stranger: yeh feels like it
You: hey look the wine glass dosen't fall over just like the commercial
Stranger: i knw right
Stranger: well since it didnt fall, you wanna drink?
You: sure
You: but aren't you a little young
Stranger: i'm not the one drinking
Stranger: you are and its not like i havent already
Stranger: please dont rat me out to the matress police
You: i won't
You: so what kind of wine is this
Stranger: well this one is red
Stranger: but if you like white i'm sure there is some in the cellar
You: no i like red
Stranger: yay!!
Stranger: drink up
You: *gulp*
Stranger: another one perhaps
You: no thanks i get a little to giddy
Stranger: aww c'mon
Stranger: *pours
You: got any liqour?
Stranger: lets go to the cellar and check
You: you first
Stranger: *helps off the bed
You: *goes to cellar door*
Stranger: *walks through
Stranger: you need to help me look c'mon in
Stranger: you there?
You: ya typeing a kind of big thing
You: *pulls out standerdized matress sales women taser and lunges at you and sucssefull stuns you unconsecious* hahahaha prepare to get raped bitch! * whips out dildo* * pulls down pants* first i'll rough him up a lil * stomps on you're head repetadly* that's better *licks the dildo* you basterd! *thrusts the car battery sized dildo into your ass* *you're ass tears* .....30 min later..... that's better *pulls wallet from pants and leaves* *drives away*
Stranger: you basterd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

@uber - KINDA LONG? Fuck lol

WHAT THE FUCK
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK
THATS NOT RIGHT