find sturm?

hope not he would just get you in trouble.

I'll have multiple opportunities.
We're making this a annual thing.
I didn't want to stress about an internet meet up along with all the other shit I had to stress about for being in Vegas for the first time.

Nice one

How to mummify a banana! The ultimate preservation.

https://www.durham.ac.uk/things-to-do/media/things-to-do/learn/online-resources/primary-school-resources/How-to-Mummify-a-Banana.pdf

Banana juice!

I'd give it a go.

As times change the goal never does. Preserve your bananas and cherish them for they will lead you to Bananistan!