Because I think you are a bot.
In comparison to other bots of GC, that without pointing the finger, I had like 400 Guild members when people thought I was one.
Today it is Nathan's birthday. He has welcomed others to join in on that. Unsure how you have your tracking set however afaik this is when you can update your tools?, had you missed it being his birthday.
For help and assistance with Tools, PM said and Park of GC, they can help you with that. Alternatively you can post in GC and receive help or assistance from other GC members, site members, and even staff members.
General help is where you can learn more about the site rules and what you can do with those rules, such as how to report a bot, and receive help and assisting in doing so, had you yet actively communicating with staff via PM on JSP.
This gets back to your original post on this thread, the opportunity staff has given you, and the validation that such a topic can go in the Donor Forum had you access to that.