March 24, 2011 2:04:33 PM MDT Sent -50.00 (3,550.19 -> 3,500.19) to AF_bear (161.56 -> 211.56)

Had I not been prepared for it, I would've really laughed at this. Friend started cracking up, but I was laughing at the way he was laughing, so I give you technicality FG.

lmao, good show

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too gay
just made these 2

yeah yeah i stole those ok
but this joke is self made

You know when a woman says "I'm going to go freshen up"? well you know she's about to go take a dump.

tho u may have heard that already so heres another

Why do cristian women always give blow jobs before sex? because they believe in the second coming.

and this one

Whats tighter than a virgin? a virgin with rigamortis.

and one i haven't made but i kinda love it much:

If you'd notice, in obama's last speech he stood behind a 3" bullet proof glass. Now, even i think that precaution was a bit much, i mean, just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody.

This post was edited by moshaq on Mar 24 2011 03:47pm

You didn't make those. Lol.