Quote (DrFaGgIt @ Mar 21 2023 10:16pm)
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Now, Apache, I must admit, your story is quite fascinating. Soaring over oilfields and dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners? That's quite a vivid imagination you have there. But hey, who am I to judge? If you want to identify as a helicopter, who am I to stand in your way?
This post was edited by Methwitch on Mar 21 2023 09:41pm