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Aug 29 2018 11:29am
Quote (Diablo5 @ Aug 29 2018 10:28am)
u are funny. U remind me of my lil bro. Continue your work.


We do what we can to lighten the mood in this truely trying time
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Aug 29 2018 11:32am
Quote (Bogs @ Aug 29 2018 11:59am)


So disturbed
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Aug 29 2018 11:35am
Quote (Dominate @ Aug 29 2018 11:25am)
This is a thread designed to celebrate the greatness my apprentice has achieved, Not discuss your fantasies of homo sexuality, please use the user blogs for such.


once you're done teaching your apprentice how to lie about his height on the internet u can teach him how to shut down his gag reflex for 30-45 seconds at a time.
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Aug 29 2018 11:39am
Quote (thesnipa @ Aug 30 2018 03:35am)
once you're done teaching your apprentice how to lie about his height on the internet u can teach him how to shut down his gag reflex for 30-45 seconds at a time.


haven't lied about my height even once :~)
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Aug 29 2018 11:47am
Quote (Condemn @ Aug 29 2018 11:39am)
haven't lied about my height even once :~)


you're 5'5", more like 3'6" when dominates standing behind you tho
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Aug 29 2018 11:50am
Quote (thesnipa @ Aug 30 2018 03:47am)
you're 5'5", more like 3'6" when dominates standing behind you tho


very good attempt
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Aug 29 2018 12:02pm
Quote (Condemn @ Aug 29 2018 01:50pm)
very good attempt


thank !
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Aug 29 2018 12:07pm
Quote (Dominate @ Aug 29 2018 06:56pm)
The ramblings of a mad man


My friend...
What's the testosterone level in your blood?
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Aug 29 2018 12:20pm
Quote (Dominate @ May 31 2018 08:53pm)
Over my 24 illustrious years as a top apex predator of a man I have accomplished many great things, championships, awards, feats of great valor but I can honestly say there is nothing I am more proud of then what Condemn has become.

It was a great long time ago that I found this bright stary eyed, 6'2 destroyer of manlets, and he has been my right hand man ever since. But never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that he would single handedly lead the charge agaisnt the manlet scourge..

And yet here we stand, surrounded by corpses of fallen manlets like daltong, xistz, Beowulf, and alike. Words cannot express How truely proud I am to see this man bring honor, integrity and height back to jsp.

We really aren't worthy of the leadership and dedication he has shown to our cause, so here I propose a toast to the greatest manlet vanquished to have ever lived.


Manlets be warned, your time is just about up, for hell hath no fury like that of a 6'2 pretty boy phenotype.




This post was edited by Chevaucheur on Aug 29 2018 12:20pm
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Aug 29 2018 12:33pm
Quote (thesnipa @ Aug 29 2018 10:35am)
once you're done teaching your apprentice how to lie about his height on the internet u can teach him how to shut down his gag reflex for 30-45 seconds at a time.


I'd rather he continues his studies in cucking manlet heathens such as yourself.
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