You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: not bad you
Stranger: i'm fantastic!!!!
You: awesome
You: so I heard you like mudkipz?
Stranger: LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: Rule 47
Stranger: i'm also drunk
Stranger: that might impair my answeres
You: Awesome
You: female?
Stranger: yes
You: Rule 37
You: Liar...
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: i am not lying
Stranger: i am a female
You: Rule 37
Stranger: forget the rules
Stranger: they were meant to be broken
You: NO!
You: THE RULES ARE THE RULES OF THE INTERWEBZ
You: AND SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN
Stranger: NO!!!!
You: YES
You: 4CHAN SHALL STRIKE U DOWN
Stranger: neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: USE LIGHTNING BOLT
You: PKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: i died
You: Rule 49
You have disconnected.


Success

Rule 49 Profit
Rule 37 No girls on the internet
Rule 47 You will never have sex


Bleh.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I don't believe there is a god
You: i dont believe you have a penis
Stranger: i dont
You: then get back in the kitchen
Stranger: im not a woman
You: so ur a tranny
Stranger: im neutral
You: then you must be from the Netherlands
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

for u boris

This post was edited by Kayo2595 on Feb 13 2010 07:02pm

Lmao Gg

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: you have a big penis?
Stranger: i have i wide bag
Stranger: vag
You: oh yes
You: let me taste
You: OM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM NOM OM
Stranger: no you godddam perve
You: ew
Stranger: screw the fuck off
You: wash ur private areas
Stranger: im like 11
You: please
You: WHAT
You: WIN!!!
You: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
You: NOM OM NOM NOM
Stranger: perve i havnt even started puberty
You: MORE WIN!!!
You: The younger the better
Stranger: my vag is so tight you cant even see it
You: RULE 43
Stranger: and im flat
You: WIIIIIIIIIIIINNN
You: JUST HOW I LIKE IT
Stranger: ewewwewewwwwew
Stranger: i hate boys
You: Im not a boy
Stranger: girls know my body better
You: Im not a girl
Stranger: oh then come over any time
You: Im a mix
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Im getting there WIIIINNNN

Lmao Your getting there

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Stranger: ouuuuuuuuuuu
You: OUUUUUUUUUU?
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: SMILE
You:
Stranger: yay
Stranger: i really hope that you arent a pervert...
You: im not its ok
You:
Stranger: goodgood
Stranger: hows life
Stranger: asl
You: lifes good
Stranger: not very assured
You: 18/m/virginia
You: so do you like anal?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19m horny as hell
You: 19m horny as hell
You: oh shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a horny girl with cam
You: looking for desprate guy who looks for cam whores on omegle
You: AND THERE HE IS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lmao

Are you on the site?

ya

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: depends are u m or f
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: me too ill go grab the lube
Your conversational partner has disconnected.