Your Community College stoner burnout insults don't hurt me because I graduated from a D1 University. Was this peer review from a class I took in 10th grade? Your insults are receding faster than your hairline. Bug off, nerd.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

mister steal yo girl

Yeah right more like I toss her in the trash and marry Elliott

hell yeah. id be gay AF for elliot like breed me dada

If anti tranny then they can be normal and have kids.
If pro life then they can have kids.
Not sure why you think this is incompatible.

Only am simpleton would think race is only about skin color.
Are you that simple?

i am normal and dont have kids.


none were able to survive the abortion.

True brain fart on my end.


Thank fuck
One time I got a girl pregnant and we were fighting she was like “maybe I’ll just keep the baby so I can ruin your life and force you to pay child support” I was loading my guns till she sent me the bill from planned parenthood.

i dont even donate to kids charity's. when they ask at gas stations or whatever store i just hold my hand up to cut them off and say i dont like kids.

its actually really funny to see their reactions. guys are more likely to nod or laugh but girls actually get mad.