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Dec 30 2020 05:01pm
Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 30 2020 03:00pm)
Don't forget to give the rapist 50 scheckles and marry your kids off to them like god instructed.


Sorry, my mistake... The rapist has to give YOU 50 scheckles. Lol the Bible is so fucked
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Dec 30 2020 05:11pm
Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 30 2020 05:01pm)
Sorry, my mistake... The rapist has to give YOU 50 scheckles. Lol the Bible is so fucked



50 scheckles? Sounds likea good deal, adopts bumch of kids to marry off at 50 sheckles per
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Dec 30 2020 05:15pm
Quote (E_v @ Dec 30 2020 03:11pm)
50 scheckles? Sounds likea good deal, adopts bumch of kids to marry off at 50 sheckles per


Great deal and it's A-ok in the eyes of the all loving and accepting god. What can get better than that?
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Dec 30 2020 05:43pm
Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 30 2020 06:01pm)
Sorry, my mistake... The rapist has to give YOU 50 scheckles. Lol the Bible is so fucked


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Dec 30 2020 06:55pm
Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 31 2020 08:46am)
Better do what your God tells you to, BOY. You BETTER love him OR ELSE!


Don't worry about me, little girl. You are the one who should be worried.

Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 31 2020 08:53am)
He means the god that he was indotrinated in believing in. Poor guy gave in to dogma and drank the kool aid early in life.


So tell me what investigations you have done? I mean all you ever say in reply to evidence is "That's not evidence." You fail to say why and you fail to rebut.

Here is a perfect example of where you did that: https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=81496210&f=27&p=565973730

Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 31 2020 09:01am)
Sorry, my mistake... The rapist has to give YOU 50 scheckles. Lol the Bible is so fucked


No doubt you've never heard of something that is known as a "Shotgun Wedding." The rapist doesn't simply get to fulfill their lust and run for the hills. They are now bound for life.

Then again, it does not come as a big surprise that you simply do not understand this concept. You are unable to understand. You can never understand.

There is a reason we give you milk and not solid food for you are not yet ready for it. That has become blatantly obvious. You are simply not ready for such discussions. With someone like you we need to start at the very beginning, back to basics.

1 Corinthians 3:2 - I gave you milk, not solid food, for you were not yet ready for it. Indeed, you are still not ready.
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Dec 30 2020 11:16pm
Quote (CPK001 @ Dec 30 2020 04:55pm)
Don't worry about me, little girl. You are the one who should be worried.



So tell me what investigations you have done? I mean all you ever say in reply to evidence is "That's not evidence." You fail to say why and you fail to rebut.

Here is a perfect example of where you did that: [URL=https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=81496210&f=27&p=565973730]https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=81496210&f=27&p=565973730[/URL]



No doubt you've never heard of something that is known as a "Shotgun Wedding." The rapist doesn't simply get to fulfill their lust and run for the hills. They are now bound for life.

Then again, it does not come as a big surprise that you simply do not understand this concept. You are unable to understand. You can never understand.

There is a reason we give you milk and not solid food for you are not yet ready for it. That has become blatantly obvious. You are simply not ready for such discussions. With someone like you we need to start at the very beginning, back to basics.

1 Corinthians 3:2 - I gave you milk, not solid food, for you were not yet ready for it. Indeed, you are still not ready.


Matthew:5 38-40

Best give up that shirt before I go upside your head with this coat hanger, BOY. Your God says so. You don't wanna be a bad boy and end up having to pray your sins away. Good job turning the other cheek. What a disobedient little boy you've been to God. Now go to your room and repent or burn forever in the after life.

lol @ being "bound for life". That's cute.

Again, showing bible verses isn't concrete/scientific proof of anything. Keep trying, BOY.

Get your ass to your room and pray NOW!
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Dec 31 2020 08:43am
Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 31 2020 03:16pm)
Matthew:5 38-40

Best give up that shirt before I go upside your head with this coat hanger, BOY. Your God says so. You don't wanna be a bad boy and end up having to pray your sins away. Good job turning the other cheek. What a disobedient little boy you've been to God. Now go to your room and repent or burn forever in the after life.

lol @ being "bound for life". That's cute.

Again, showing bible verses isn't concrete/scientific proof of anything. Keep trying, BOY.

Get your ass to your room and pray NOW!


Absolutely, I will pray for you. Pray with me Bako661.

Heavenly Father, you are our lawgiver. That’s what you say in Isaiah 33:22. We pray right now for Bako661 that he would want to follow you God.
Father we ask that Bako661 who is against you would feel guilt, Lord, that he would realize that it’s folly and he would realize that he is going to Hell Lord.
Hell is real. The lake of fire is real. People weep and gnash their teeth forever and ever. The fire is not quenched. The worm does not die. It’s a miserable place.
Oh Father all of your ways are just and all of your ways are righteous. We submit to you right now.

Father we pray that the fear of God would fill Bako661 and that everyone would say that anybody that is against God is an evil person.
Father this is what our founding fathers believe, this is what your word teaches and Father, we trust in you right now to raise up Bako661.
Vengeance is yours so we trust in you LORD, we rely on you and we hope in you and now we pray this in Jesus’ name amen.

Thank you for praying today, please tune in next time and may God bless and keep you.
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Dec 31 2020 08:54am
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This post was edited by Greater on Dec 31 2020 08:54am
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Dec 31 2020 09:09am
Quote (CPK001 @ Dec 31 2020 08:43am)
Absolutely, I will pray for you. Pray with me Bako661.

Heavenly Father, you are our lawgiver. That’s what you say in Isaiah 33:22. We pray right now for Bako661 that he would want to follow you God.
Father we ask that Bako661 who is against you would feel guilt, Lord, that he would realize that it’s folly and he would realize that he is going to Hell Lord.
Hell is real. The lake of fire is real. People weep and gnash their teeth forever and ever. The fire is not quenched. The worm does not die. It’s a miserable place.
Oh Father all of your ways are just and all of your ways are righteous. We submit to you right now.

Father we pray that the fear of God would fill Bako661 and that everyone would say that anybody that is against God is an evil person.
Father this is what our founding fathers believe, this is what your word teaches and Father, we trust in you right now to raise up Bako661.
Vengeance is yours so we trust in you LORD, we rely on you and we hope in you and now we pray this in Jesus’ name amen.

Thank you for praying today, please tune in next time and may God bless and keep you.


Amen
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Dec 31 2020 11:42am
Quote (CPK001 @ Dec 31 2020 06:43am)
Absolutely, I will pray for you. Pray with me Bako661.

Heavenly Father, you are our lawgiver. That’s what you say in Isaiah 33:22. We pray right now for Bako661 that he would want to follow you God.
Father we ask that Bako661 who is against you would feel guilt, Lord, that he would realize that it’s folly and he would realize that he is going to Hell Lord.
Hell is real. The lake of fire is real. People weep and gnash their teeth forever and ever. The fire is not quenched. The worm does not die. It’s a miserable place.
Oh Father all of your ways are just and all of your ways are righteous. We submit to you right now.

Father we pray that the fear of God would fill Bako661 and that everyone would say that anybody that is against God is an evil person.
Father this is what our founding fathers believe, this is what your word teaches and Father, we trust in you right now to raise up Bako661.
Vengeance is yours so we trust in you LORD, we rely on you and we hope in you and now we pray this in Jesus’ name amen.

Thank you for praying today, please tune in next time and may God bless and keep you.




Now go repent for sinning against me, BOY. Your God DEMANDS it or else face eternity in HELL!
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