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#1161
Aug 16 2017 03:21am
Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Aug 16 2017 04:20am)
Jokes on you, havnt had sex in 12 years


I know a girl, lmk, If i can get firaga laid youll be no prob.

Quote (card_sultan @ Aug 16 2017 04:21am)
So you fantasize about men glistening bodies?


Pretty much confirms your blind faith in the Ball and obelisk


So, you are homophobic? Not surprising.

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@chivas, gonna chime in, or too scared to alienate yourself like cult_sultan's done.
I noticed you been lurking for like an hour.


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#1162
Aug 16 2017 03:24am
Quote (Ep0ch @ Aug 15 2017 11:18pm)
You are in a simulation, your sim body is a man, but your real world body is a woman, so every time you bang a chick in the simulation, you are being gay IRL.

The reason all real world bodies are female is because the process the robots use to create hoomans doesn't include the point in gestation point where one of the X's legs breaks off into a Y.

Therefor all hoomans plugged into the simulation IRL are female.

But a 100% female simulation fails, so some females must be made to think they are male.

Or there is a catastrophic system failure.


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#1163
Aug 16 2017 03:25am
Quote (card_sultan @ Aug 16 2017 05:54am)
:wacko:



None of that is possible since the earth is flat
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#1164
Aug 16 2017 03:26am
Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Aug 16 2017 04:25am)
None of that is possible since the earth is flat


That's what I have been saying this whole time, but he won't believe me.

He keeps saying its not flat.
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#1165
Aug 16 2017 03:27am
Quote (Ep0ch @ Aug 15 2017 11:21pm)
I know a girl, lmk, If i can get firaga laid youll be no prob.



So, you are homophobic? Not surprising.

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@chivas, gonna chime in, or too scared to alienate yourself like cult_sultan's done.


youve actually exposed yourself as a nutbar.
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#1166
Aug 16 2017 03:28am
Quote (Ep0ch @ Aug 16 2017 05:56am)
That's what I have been saying this whole time, but he won't believe me.

He keeps saying its not flat.



Oh its flat trust me, ive seen it
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#1167
Aug 16 2017 03:28am
Quote (card_sultan @ Aug 16 2017 04:27am)
youve actually exposed yourself as a nutbar.




Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Aug 16 2017 04:28am)
Oh its flat trust me, ive seen it


No you trust me, its flat, IVE SEEN IT.

:hug:

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Aug 16 2017 03:30am
Quote (Ep0ch @ Aug 15 2017 11:26pm)
That's what I have been saying this whole time, but he won't believe me.

He keeps saying its not flat.


yup - i dont know its flat - i just know you cant prove its a globe so that kinda narrows down the possibilities

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#1169
Aug 16 2017 03:31am
repost

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#1170
Aug 16 2017 03:33am
Quote (Ep0ch @ Aug 16 2017 11:31am)
what a day for jsp.

Twice in one day within an hour, sultan admits the earth might not be flat.

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I just called Satan, it's official, hell's frozen.


You can't, Chivas rebuked him
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