yes but more likely no

When you squeeze it out the bottle and it makes a fart, you record that noise and use it as part of a hit song? Still not an instrument?

brb sampling farts

Pretty sure if you put a bunch in a bowl and slap it with a spatula it becomes an instrument.

And ranch is just seasoned mayonnaise?

1/2 cup mayonnaise
▢1/2 cup sour cream
▢1/2 cup buttermilk or regular milk
▢¾ – 1 teaspoon dried dill weed
▢1/2 teaspoon dried parsley
▢1/2 teaspoon dried chives
▢1/4 teaspoon onion powder
▢1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
▢1/4 teaspoon fine sea salt
▢1/8 teaspoon finely cracked pepper
▢freshly squeezed lemon juice to taste approximately 1-3 teaspoons, adjust to taste

This looks like a nice ranch, add jalapenos or serrano peppers for a tortilla chip dip. Could even do a veggie tray with the right amount of flavorful ranch dressing.

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