Oh no! I wouldn't be so quick to blame the kids. Raccoons love duck eggs. They ravage nests.



But is Monday?

Dang got me early in the AM big dingy

Holy chick,

Someone knocking at the door for 5min, not wanted to open, but it keeps knocking


Hot girl at the door, i opened
Dont you know me anymore, she says
Seen her 1 year ago, wanted to grab her back then.
She enters my room and ask for a smoke. Watching me with seed seaking eyes

We finished smokes, but she looked so hot in a her legging without penties.
So i say: Nice to see you again, sadly it lasted so long.
She wanted to leave, so i say: give me a hug
I huged her good, and told her: your hug-factor is big.

She say: when you wana hang out with me, you need money, do you have any money?
I say: no money
What you gone do this afternoon, she says.
I say, nice cooking, She ask what? i say, nice beef stake
But you not have any money?

Ok, i leave now, maybe i knock at the door again in a few minutes, she says

Tommy bout to give the lucky lady the best 6.66 pumps of her life.

She came back real short, and asked my landlords phone number, she wanted to become my roommate.

Then she asked for a bag,
and put a pan in it, she got from upstairs neigbors
then she wanted 3more smokes for at home, she needed to wait for coins.

Then ashe asked, should i cloose the door, but i wanted to watch her behind legging view for a 20sec extra, no penties, i seen i wright
And then she went to my kitchen, think she put something in her bag, and left.

She probably stole your butter.

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