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Dec 7 2020 04:14am
Quote (CPK001 @ Dec 7 2020 02:11am)
That is absolutely fantastic! You see? That wasn't so hard. I tell you the truth, it wasn't so much my words that you believed, it was the words of the Lord God almighty that you believed.

Congratulations on saying...

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God you're brain dead...
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Dec 7 2020 04:17am
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God you're brain dead...


You said you believed me. You are not the first and you certainly will not be the last. Since you believe the words that were said and you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, you are free from the horrors of Sin. The Legions of Angels are now celebrating in Heaven for you turning back to God.

Congratulations are definitely in order.
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Dec 7 2020 04:18am
Quote (CPK001 @ Dec 7 2020 02:17am)
You said you believed me. You are not the first and you certainly will not be the last. Since you believe the words that were said and you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, you are free from the horrors of Sin. The Legions of Angels are now celebrating in Heaven for you turning back to God.

Congratulations are definitely in order.


U have to be trolling ROFL
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Dec 7 2020 04:20am
Quote (cloogoo @ Dec 7 2020 02:18am)
U have to be trolling ROFL


I don't think so. I think he's actually brainwashed tbh. It's sad but it is what it is. Ppl will literally believe anything as long as it "makes sense" to them and sounds beneficial.
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Dec 7 2020 04:25am
Quote (cloogoo @ Dec 7 2020 08:18pm)
U have to be trolling ROFL


You would dare attack the newest believer? That is a new low, even for you.

Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 7 2020 08:20pm)
I don't think so. I think he's actually brainwashed tbh. It's sad but it is what it is. Ppl will literally believe anything as long as it "makes sense" to them and sounds beneficial.


Don't let her speak ill of you in that manner. She is but a newborn account and has no idea how to use proper grammar.
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Dec 7 2020 04:28am
Quote (CPK001 @ Dec 7 2020 02:25am)
You would dare attack the newest believer? That is a new low, even for you.



Don't let her speak ill of you in that manner. She is but a newborn account and has no idea how to use proper grammar.


Ok. Proof is in the pudding. U are trolling. :thumbsup:
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Dec 7 2020 04:30am
Quote (cloogoo @ Dec 7 2020 08:28pm)
Ok. Proof is in the pudding. U are trolling. :thumbsup:


Even if what you said is true, I'll tell you what isn't trolling. The account of Noah building the Ark and gathering enough food to feed all of the animals that fit onto the Ark.
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Dec 7 2020 09:44am
Quote (CPK001 @ Dec 7 2020 02:51am)
What if I told you that you had to give up your whole life to follow Jesus?


What if I told you there's a subforum (and an identical thread in said subforum) for this?
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Dec 7 2020 11:42am
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What if I told you there's a subforum (and an identical thread in said subforum) for this?


Is it in the brainwashed, easily convinced retard section of the site?
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