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Aug 30 2018 02:11am
Quote (Condemn @ 28 Aug 2018 23:33)
how many times do I have to say that this is not a troll

everything i say is very legit and truthful


I just wonder how many edgey people exist in the world

Imagine 100000 trolls right now rock rollin
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Quote (Scherzer @ Aug 29 2018 12:03pm)
Fake news. She would have filled up on sushi before leaving. / 10.



+1 for fake story.
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Quote (death_knight @ Aug 29 2018 07:30am)
Still don't see how this is supposed to be a troll.. people are attracted to personality as much as looks if not more as far as a real relationship is concerned

Actually thinking a girl says no because of an inch or two of height is ridiculous besides nobody actually believes op is hitting a hottie in the past fifty years


reminder that this is nothing more than wishful thinking



@5:40

>normally 5'10
>puts on 3 inch insoles to become 6'1
>gf soaks herself



now imagine if he became shorter instead, and was the same height as her

This post was edited by Condemn on Sep 1 2018 10:15am
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Quote (Condemn @ Aug 29 2018 01:20am)
get away with putting 6'0 on his tinder but the girl he met up with for sushi turned out to be 5'10 too and just sorta laughed and said sorry I can't do this and then caught an uber home

he's real pissed off atm, called me sounding all pouty going on about how tall girls fucking suck (personally I think 5'10 is ideal female height)

I told him frauding his height would be a bad idea, that small difference in height matters so much in the eyes of women, and since his manletism is only crippling and not fatal I advised him that he should be honest about his height and find a girl who loves him despite his disabillity


LOL
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Quote (DefinitelyNotKimmy @ Sep 2 2018 02:29am)
LOL


the plight of the manlet is indeed very comical
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bad jeans
not his fault he isn't fully grown
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