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Dec 15 2020 10:47am
Quote (Gasdrinker @ 15 Dec 2020 11:34)
Done, now what?


Done, now what?


Them you have already been to heaven friend just rinse and repeat
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Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 14 2020 09:59pm)
Don't pimp your daughter for 50 scheckles like the bible says.


noted :thumbsup:
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Dec 15 2020 11:58am
Quote (Gasdrinker @ 15 Dec 2020 17:34)
Doesn’t let you hop over town gates when in town so not likely gonna work


But you can hop in anytime! :D
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Dec 15 2020 02:29pm
Quote (Tittys @ Dec 15 2020 10:21am)
Bang every woman with big tits you can


I see no issue
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Dec 15 2020 04:42pm
Quote (Bako661 @ Dec 15 2020 08:15am)
Yes it does u filthy bible thumper


the only filth is pouring out of your mouth

the scripture in question, its a statutory rape law. have you ever heard of "shot gun weeding".

Deuteronomy 22:29
“Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.”
King James Version (KJV)

poor little hebrew romeo thinking he was gona get himself some for free. But it was man trap lol
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Quote (Diutinus @ Dec 15 2020 01:05am)
Befriend a few prostitutes


lol that came out of nowhere!

i like it.
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Dec 16 2020 06:10am
Quote (Bako661 @ 15 Dec 2020 05:59)
Don't pimp your daughter for 50 scheckles like the bible says.


But 50 scheckles is 50 scheckles... :rofl:
Good old habbits :lol:
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Quote (SuperSpreader @ Dec 16 2020 05:28am)
lol that came out of nowhere!

i like it.


Jesus befriended prostitutes but yeah :P
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Quote (Diutinus @ Dec 15 2020 06:05pm)
Befriend a few prostitutes


Wash their feet.

Also have children killed for teasing a man about being bald

2Kings 2:23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 2Kings 2:24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

Also keep slaves

You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT

Christianity is dumb as fuck
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Quote (SenorNZ @ 16 Dec 2020 17:05)
Wash their feet.

Also have children killed for teasing a man about being bald

2Kings 2:23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 2Kings 2:24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

Also keep slaves

You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT

Christianity is dumb as fuck


I never heard these ones in Sunday school
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