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Jul 15 2018 01:39am
Ya ok, trust a bunch Diablo gamers to be virgins and have no social standing or understanding of class. Changing tyres is beneath me, and this guy did it for free for me
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Jul 15 2018 01:44am
She's bangin him
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Jul 15 2018 02:38am
When he said he was going to get some rubbers, that's not what he meant.
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Jul 15 2018 03:41am
How many times you gonna tell gc your gf is fuckin dudes right in front of your face

And since you can't even change a tire one could only assume you never go outside, don't have a car, etc


So illuminati confirmed there is no gf
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Jul 15 2018 06:17am
I don't know how to change a tyre either.
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Jul 15 2018 08:08am
Quote (jcamp @ Jul 15 2018 04:41am)
How many times you gonna tell gc your gf is fuckin dudes right in front of your face

And since you can't even change a tire one could only assume you never go outside, don't have a car, etc


So illuminati confirmed there is no gf


He's been making up stories for like a year now
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Jul 15 2018 09:21am
Quote (JMR @ Jul 15 2018 02:44am)
She's bangin him



This was my first thought lol
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Jul 15 2018 09:23am
Quote (JMR @ Jul 15 2018 02:44am)
She's bangin him



She was probably holding onto his dlq while they were on the motorcycle

This was after she rode him like a motorcycle
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Jul 15 2018 09:54am
Quote (Excusemem8 @ Jul 14 2018 11:00pm)
Was supposed to pick up my gf from the gym today after her PT session
When I went outside noticed my tire had a flat
I've never changed a tire before and don't know how so I texted gfy that she's gonna have to get an Uber
A bit later hear a motorcycle pull up in the driveway and it was the PT with my gf on the back
PT then noticed the flat tire and changed it

Cliffs: Cleverly made the PT my personal assistant by chauffeuring my gf home on his motorcycle and changing my flat tire



https://media.giphy.com/media/WDtCGLCXBAgow/200.gif


These other guys are right, your personal assistant is assisting you by sexually satisfying your gf because you sir are not even a man, you can’t even change a tire and I’m sure this speaks measures about how much of a man you are in bed, your bitch is bangin you for money, you prob pay for her personal trainer, which means you’re literally paying a guy to fuck your girl, lmao not even a beta male, more like omega. HFGL in life.
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