You could always get drunk and be stumblin around n shit n like just walk up to the tightest chica in a mini skirt and tell her you'll suck her cock for 50 cents

It won't let me use volume O_o



I dig it

wait i got a better one

hey girl, you need somthing to talk to your friends about.

how about i rape you ro night

he is holding a sign that says kiss me i'm desperate and a girl kisses him why would you need volume?

damn gurl
you shit with that ass?

while in locker room: damn bro, you hung

This works for you?

This seems right in line with everything else that I've seen of you, but it's still particularly disgusting.

A good conversation trumps some corny ass pickup line any day of the week, not to mention the girls that you pick up with your pickup will probably not be worth more then a booty call.