If a clock maker owns a cat it will probably have tics.

Guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

This post was edited by carteblanche on Oct 1 2013 09:59pm

Just saiyan :/

i had a wooden car, it wooden start

HURRRR

I was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it

I was going to tell one too, but it's just a pain in the ass.

you pull out a gun from seemingly nowhere and shoot your opposition. after they have sustained severe injuries you let out this golden line - no gun intended.

I think that counts lol.

I entered a contest with multiple entries hoping I'd win, but no pun in 10 did