I'ma get me some praying mantis pusseh

my ass of vanilla milkshake consistency brings all them black guys to the yard no matter what i do, so it's not my problem your husband is running around on ya

watch this, i'm gonna put it in my butt

i hope it doesn't expand in my throat

This post was edited by moshaq on Jul 11 2012 04:55am

Without the famous.

It's friday, friday, friday...

"I left a million dollars in a box at...(flat lines)"

"I wouldn't say I slept with your daughter cause man, we was up all night!"

"My god is with me."
"Don't worry, it's only a..."

"AAAAAHAHAHAWAAHASAAHSJAAHSNWHAHA!!!!!!!!!'"

E_A is Fat. oh shi-...

This post was edited by onepagememory on Jul 11 2012 11:17am

"Does this rag smell like chloroform"
"Hey Texan....Only steers and queers live in Texas...and you don't look like a steer"
If I suck on a tail pipe while the car is running will it make me high?
NJAGUAR CAN SUCK MY .......