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Oct 2 2011 06:03am
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ Oct 2 2011 05:03am)
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=52732305&f=135&o=0

that's the original.


And this is the way it turned out... I found out that she was pregnant... like I've mentioned, one of the other guys volunteered to play dad, but after carefully contemplating both the guy's current level of success as well as his realistic potential for reaching any further level of success, I concluded that he wouldn't be capable of providing a very comfortable future for this girl, or for the baby thing, that I've read may grow up to be a person. After talking it over with my best friend, I decided that I should take the responsibility myself. SO, I rented a bigger apartment, and moved her in. Obviously I didn't make her get a job, pregnant people shouldn't work right? Instead I worked 40+ hours per week for the past 7 fucking months, paying a $1200 per month rent, buying all the food, the clothing (which for women need to be replaced every other week like they're shedding skin), I bought her a gift at least once per month, I payed for several subscriptions to various things, such as an internet package, cable package, netflix, blah blah blah. I duty-bound fell 'in love' with this girl, and she reciprocated. Now before I moved this girl in, before, in fact, I even found out about the existence of this girl, I promised my best friend of 17 years, that I would let him move in. I mentioned this to the girl about a month after she moved in, and was promptly ridiculed for having suggested it. Turns out that she was never pregnant, she somehow rigged the pregnancy test with instructions that she found on google (in an article labled "How to trick the guy you love"). She just needed a place to stay while her father finished his trial and went back to prison, and while her mom found somewhere other than a motel to live. I find out 3 weeks ago that ever since the............................. THIRD DAY...................... of her living with me.... she's been fucking the 17 year long best friend. This as you might be able to guess, confused me after a few moments contemplation. I mean it didn't confuse me that she did what she did, let's face it, she's just a pathetic whore. But my friend right? Turns out he planned it out since I told him about moving her in. (about a month of planning) And did it as payback (In addition he also used the past seven months of my being totally wrapped up at work or home, to weave an intricate string of lies to EVERY single one of my other friends in order to at first, make them loose interest in their friendship with me, and later, to hate me. Now none of them will talk to me and I literally do not have one friend in the world). Now they are both dating and living together, her enjoying the days of living in a moldy trailer (best friend's 'house') drinking bud light and smoking weed. Him enjoying his victory, stuck with the slut who is undoubtedly fucking many more people in his bed instead of mine, and both of them basking in the sweet life that is meth addiction. And instead of killing them both like the responsible person, what do I do? I move out of state to get away from them both. How did I NOT see that coming?



Moral to the story... If ever you get a girl pregnant, and the girl happens to be less than moral ( meaning: you didn't meet her in a church and spend nine months getting into her pants vs one night of cheesy one liners and a six pack of dos equis) and you're actually considering manning up and being responsible for the child.... my suggestion is to falcon punch her in the stomach, down a flight of stairs into a previously strategically placed wood-chipper, conveniently already turned on... dust yourself off, and smile because you just saved yourself 7+ months of worthless shit, and a lot of trouble.


wow man, that sucks :(
i'm not even the person it happened to and i'm raging a little after reading this

Quote (Linny @ Oct 2 2011 06:44am)
sorry gonna have to say this sounds like total bullshit but whatever i guess.


if this is a trolling attempt it's been going on for several months
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Oct 2 2011 06:23am
Quote (Moct @ 2 Oct 2011 06:03)
wow man, that sucks :(
i'm not even the person it happened to and i'm raging a little after reading this



if this is a trolling attempt it's been going on for several months


you don't even know how much I appreciate that lol. yeah it really does fucking suck.
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Oct 2 2011 07:04am
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ Oct 2 2011 10:35pm)
lol if only.




not good at the whole reading thing huh?

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=52732305&f=135&o=0

that's the original.


And this is the way it turned out... I found out that she was pregnant... like I've mentioned, one of the other guys volunteered to play dad, but after carefully contemplating both the guy's current level of success as well as his realistic potential for reaching any further level of success, I concluded that he wouldn't be capable of providing a very comfortable future for this girl, or for the baby thing, that I've read may grow up to be a person. After talking it over with my best friend, I decided that I should take the responsibility myself. SO, I rented a bigger apartment, and moved her in. Obviously I didn't make her get a job, pregnant people shouldn't work right? Instead I worked 40+ hours per week for the past 7 fucking months, paying a $1200 per month rent, buying all the food, the clothing (which for women need to be replaced every other week like they're shedding skin), I bought her a gift at least once per month, I payed for several subscriptions to various things, such as an internet package, cable package, netflix, blah blah blah. I duty-bound fell 'in love' with this girl, and she reciprocated. Now before I moved this girl in, before, in fact, I even found out about the existence of this girl, I promised my best friend of 17 years, that I would let him move in. I mentioned this to the girl about a month after she moved in, and was promptly ridiculed for having suggested it. Turns out that she was never pregnant, she somehow rigged the pregnancy test with instructions that she found on google (in an article labled "How to trick the guy you love"). She just needed a place to stay while her father finished his trial and went back to prison, and while her mom found somewhere other than a motel to live. I find out 3 weeks ago that ever since the............................. THIRD DAY...................... of her living with me.... she's been fucking the 17 year long best friend. This as you might be able to guess, confused me after a few moments contemplation. I mean it didn't confuse me that she did what she did, let's face it, she's just a pathetic whore. But my friend right? Turns out he planned it out since I told him about moving her in. (about a month of planning) And did it as payback (In addition he also used the past seven months of my being totally wrapped up at work or home, to weave an intricate string of lies to EVERY single one of my other friends in order to at first, make them loose interest in their friendship with me, and later, to hate me. Now none of them will talk to me and I literally do not have one friend in the world). Now they are both dating and living together, her enjoying the days of living in a moldy trailer (best friend's 'house') drinking bud light and smoking weed. Him enjoying his victory, stuck with the slut who is undoubtedly fucking many more people in his bed instead of mine, and both of them basking in the sweet life that is meth addiction. And instead of killing them both like the responsible person, what do I do? I move out of state to get away from them both. How did I NOT see that coming?


I did just read that and that sounds fucked in the ass!
this will not help that much, but a few bright points to look at are:
1. You dont have to be a father and look after that slut for the rest of your life.
2. Your 'friend' (who sounds like a complete deadend) is out of your life, if he is who you described him it sounds like it was only a matter of time before he fucked you over for something..
3. The slut and the douche have to live horrible (by the sounds of it) lives, and die together, or by eachother lol, probably sooner rather than later.
4. You can focus on your work and rake in the money completely spoiling yourself.
5. go out and meet new friends, probs building your confidence as you go, which could turn you into someone people aspire to be. being so confident you're just a boss, living life to the fullest etc.
6. if you believe in karma then fuck! your in for some good shit ha

if this is real, i hope life gets much better for you!
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Oct 2 2011 08:11am
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ 2 Oct 2011 12:35)
lol if only.




not good at the whole reading thing huh?

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=52732305&f=135&o=0

that's the original.


And this is the way it turned out... I found out that she was pregnant... like I've mentioned, one of the other guys volunteered to play dad, but after carefully contemplating both the guy's current level of success as well as his realistic potential for reaching any further level of success, I concluded that he wouldn't be capable of providing a very comfortable future for this girl, or for the baby thing, that I've read may grow up to be a person. After talking it over with my best friend, I decided that I should take the responsibility myself. SO, I rented a bigger apartment, and moved her in. Obviously I didn't make her get a job, pregnant people shouldn't work right? Instead I worked 40+ hours per week for the past 7 fucking months, paying a $1200 per month rent, buying all the food, the clothing (which for women need to be replaced every other week like they're shedding skin), I bought her a gift at least once per month, I payed for several subscriptions to various things, such as an internet package, cable package, netflix, blah blah blah. I duty-bound fell 'in love' with this girl, and she reciprocated. Now before I moved this girl in, before, in fact, I even found out about the existence of this girl, I promised my best friend of 17 years, that I would let him move in. I mentioned this to the girl about a month after she moved in, and was promptly ridiculed for having suggested it. Turns out that she was never pregnant, she somehow rigged the pregnancy test with instructions that she found on google (in an article labled "How to trick the guy you love"). She just needed a place to stay while her father finished his trial and went back to prison, and while her mom found somewhere other than a motel to live. I find out 3 weeks ago that ever since the............................. THIRD DAY...................... of her living with me.... she's been fucking the 17 year long best friend. This as you might be able to guess, confused me after a few moments contemplation. I mean it didn't confuse me that she did what she did, let's face it, she's just a pathetic whore. But my friend right? Turns out he planned it out since I told him about moving her in. (about a month of planning) And did it as payback (In addition he also used the past seven months of my being totally wrapped up at work or home, to weave an intricate string of lies to EVERY single one of my other friends in order to at first, make them loose interest in their friendship with me, and later, to hate me. Now none of them will talk to me and I literally do not have one friend in the world). Now they are both dating and living together, her enjoying the days of living in a moldy trailer (best friend's 'house') drinking bud light and smoking weed. Him enjoying his victory, stuck with the slut who is undoubtedly fucking many more people in his bed instead of mine, and both of them basking in the sweet life that is meth addiction. And instead of killing them both like the responsible person, what do I do? I move out of state to get away from them both. How did I NOT see that coming?



Moral to the story... If ever you get a girl pregnant, and the girl happens to be less than moral ( meaning: you didn't meet her in a church and spend nine months getting into her pants vs one night of cheesy one liners and a six pack of dos equis) and you're actually considering manning up and being responsible for the child.... my suggestion is to falcon punch her in the stomach, down a flight of stairs into a previously strategically placed wood-chipper, conveniently already turned on... dust yourself off, and smile because you just saved yourself 7+ months of worthless shit, and a lot of trouble.


Yea I tl;dr'd and gave advice on what i thought was going on. But shit son, I read that post. Here's some courage wolf tier advice:

You call a person that does something like that to you a friend? That is no friend of yours. Hold your head up high knowing you have worked your ass off for 7 months while trusting your 'mate' and so-called pregnant lady. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? I take my hat off to you.

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Oct 2 2011 08:28pm
I shall quote myself from the last thread...

Quote (flipypy @ Mar 17 2011 12:42pm)


problem solved


Quote (flipypy @ Mar 17 2011 12:50pm)


problem solved


problem solved
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Oct 2 2011 09:00pm
Quote (flipypy @ 2 Oct 2011 20:28)
I shall quote myself from the last thread...





problem solved


.... wait, how does that help with the current situation?
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Oct 3 2011 01:36am
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ 3 Oct 2011 04:00)
.... wait, how does that help with the current situation?


It's jd, thats pretty much all you're gonna get.



I was suprised by all the serious answers anyway
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Oct 3 2011 03:21am
Quote (ImtheFirebatyo @ 3 Oct 2011 01:36)
It's jd, thats pretty much all you're gonna get.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/175/278/936202c8463533b986d786363cd6b65c.gif

I was suprised by all the serious answers anyway


lol
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Oct 3 2011 08:48am
8 of the 20 people said commit suicide, lol wtf, people Jelly you got Flow

edit: I have no idea why i just talked like that, seriously wtf.

This post was edited by austinhb on Oct 3 2011 08:48am
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Oct 3 2011 09:14am
Why did you 'deserve' payback?

Apart from that, pretty fucked up. I wish you all the best and hope you never meet pathethic people like that ever again!
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