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You: can i touch your boobs?
Stranger: i'm so sleepy
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: if we spoon
Stranger: i might let you grab them
You: from back?
Stranger: yeah
You: i don't want the back
You: i like the front
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: well that's not spooning
You: you can grab my boobs
You: too
Stranger: ahaha
You: and play with my cock
Stranger: how big are your moobs?
You: no
You: i have tits and boobs
You: tranny
You: i live in la
Stranger: of course
You: couple of my friends get together and have orgy parties
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so boobs and a cock would be mashing up against my backside
Stranger: as we spoon
You: buy i don't like it when they come from behind
You: sometimes they are too forceful
Stranger: totally
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: i'm a tranny too
Stranger: :-P
You: wow
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also just now

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pokemon battle
You: sweeeeettt
You: level 76 charziard go
Stranger: onyx go
You: fire spin charizard
You: 35dmg
Stranger: onyx - jam your hype
You: !
Stranger: = win
You: damn
You: that's not the first time either
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: you'll learn
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WOW THEY BEEN FAILING

You: hi
Stranger: Hi, i'm a 16 year old male, from England (Horny as fuck)
You: i see
You: im not from england
You: you sir have bad teeth
You: Suc my clit
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it tastes good
You: Okay
You: well i like fish
You: so i start pissing on your face
Stranger: ok
You: go on
You: my piss is everywhere
You: WELL YOU ENGLISH FAGGOT IM A GIRL I NEED TO MONSTERBATE
Stranger: il keep eating out your pussy
You: NO
You: I PISS ON YOU FACE
Stranger: finger you pussy
You: NO
You: I WANNA PISS ON YOUR FACE ):
Stranger: ok
You: MY PUSSY WAS JUST REPLACED BY ADICK YESTERDAY

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: GO POKEMON
You: MY LEVEL 99 CHARZARD
You: KILLS YOUR LEVEL 1 PUSSY
Stranger: GO BLASTOISE
Stranger: LEVEL 100
You: SORRY I HAS A CHARZARD FETISH
You: FUCKYOU
You: RICHU LEVEL 100
You: THUNDERBOLT GO
Stranger: FUCK BLASTOISE, GET BACK
Stranger: GO GOLEM
You:
You: AWEH
Stranger: EARTHQUAKE
You: GO LEVEL 100 MUDKIPZ
Stranger: *BOOM MOTHERFUCKER*
Stranger: SHIITTTTT
You: YEAH FAG
You: GO LEVEL 9000 LUGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: CHARIZARD IS OK
Stranger: HAXXXXXX
You: YES OFC
Stranger: GO MAGIKARP
You: OMG
Stranger: WASTE HIS MOVES
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
Stranger: SPLASH
You: SPLASH IS MY ONLY WEEKNESS
You: HOW'D YOU KNOW
Stranger: I USED THE GUIDEBOOK
You: LEVEL 9000 LUGIA DIED
Stranger: IT'S ON PAGE 22
Stranger: THE ONE WHERE MISTY'S WEARING A SWIMSUIT
You: MAGIKARP GAINS 2MILLION EXP
You: OH I SEE
You: YOU MONSTER BAIT TO MISTY?
Stranger: LEVEL UP TO LIKE 6000000000 GYRADOS
You: YES
Stranger: I BAIT THAT MONSTER EVERY DAY
You: DAYUM
You: YOU A PLAYA
Stranger: YEAH BOI
You: MYSTI DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKED HER(ME)
Stranger: OH SHIT U MISTY
You: YEAH
Stranger: NAUGHTY BIOTCH
Stranger: I USED STRING SHOT ON YOU
You: SHE GAWT ESSTEEDEES BROSEPH
You: DAYUM
Stranger: HIT IN THE EYE
You: GO LEVEL >9000 MYSTI
You: USES WHORE POWERS
Stranger: STRING SHOT YEAH BAABY
You: KILLS ALL POKEMON WITH STD'S
You: KABOOM MOTHERFUCKER
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You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: Jammin to Shwayze ;D
You: asl?
Stranger: 14 female south carolina
You: i see
You: got proof?
You: 15/m/hawaii
Stranger: what do you mean..?
You: i dont wanan talk to a rapist O.o
Stranger: Oh. xD
You: i mean like myspace/webcam
Stranger: yup :3
You:
Stranger: http://s611.photobucket.com/albums/tt191/XxKaulitzKittyxX/?action=view&current=11841_100401339988204_1000005501400.jpg me
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: copy and paste.
You: OH FUCK
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Stranger: what?
You: A GODDAME BEAR?
Stranger: D:
You: WHAT IN THE HELL
Stranger: >.>'
Stranger: thats me.
You: OH
You: OKAY
You: WOW SCARED ME
Stranger: .....
You: HOLY CRAP
You: THATS NOT YOU
You: THATS A BEAR
You: OR A KOALA
Stranger: yeah it is. xD
Stranger: yeah. im smokey the bear. you caught. me *eyeroll*
You: I SEE
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awesome


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You: hey
Stranger: hey im a guy looking for a girl with msn
You: sorry there are no women on the internet try going for a walk tomorrow and starting a conversation
You: your welcome
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This post was edited by Ubernothing on Feb 11 2010 07:22pm

Stranger: y
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: you first?
Stranger: male
Stranger: u?
You: ic
You: female with a huge dong(secchange)
Stranger: a huge what ?:)
You: Huge Penis
Stranger: but your a girl
You: Ofc
You: with a giant penis
Stranger: no i am i male
You: i see
You: http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/239/samuelljacksonpiranhaso.jpg
Stranger: yeah but how do you have a penis if your a girl
You: Sex change Broseph

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Stranger: Ello
You: sup
Stranger: nm, about to turn in
You: k quick pokemon battle?
Stranger: Go Ivysaur!
You: go Blastoise
You: hydropump
You: 125dmg
Stranger: It's not very effective...
Stranger: Ivysaur! Use hyperbeam!
You: critical hit
You: that's enough blastoise come back
You: go charizard
You: flame spin
Stranger: Ivyaur fainted!
You: it's super effective
Stranger: Go Onyx!
Stranger: Onyx uses Slam!
You: charizard uses buttpound
You: it's super effective
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
Stranger: Onyx Fainted!
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
Stranger: Go Mewtwo!
You: charizard uses buttpound
Stranger: lol
You: it's super effective
Stranger: Mewtwo equips, barbed asshole
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
Stranger: rofl
You: mewtwo fainted
You: charizard is poisend
Stranger: Go! Black Prison Inmate!
You: lol
You: blastiose is revieved
You: hydrobutpound
You: it's supereffective
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
Stranger: Blastoise acquires HIV!
You: blastoise has become paralysed
You: it is unable to move
Stranger: Black Prison Inmate uses Prison Shank!
You: blastoise uses shell
Stranger: it's not very effective...
You: blastoise uses hydrobuttpound
You: it's supereffective
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: aiite, I d/c my gameboy color
Stranger: you win
You: yaaaaay
You: good game
You: i was about to use lickitung
Stranger: Slowbro and ditto would've been good too
Stranger: and Digtrio
You: nigtrio you mean
Stranger: right
Stranger: peace then
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lol i just did this one

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You: niggers
Stranger: dam you!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knee grows
You: i'm gonna win
Stranger: white tee
You: penisbutt
Stranger: damn it
Stranger: you win
Stranger: you always do
You: woot!
Stranger: son of a bitch!
You: pokemans?
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