nope, no such thing.

anyways, I know who to call.

i never found ghost shit in my house.

found mice shit. found dog shit. lots of cat shit. on rare occasion klink shit.

if the ghosts are there then where are they poopin?

I have never thought about them doing that.

That implies they eat, i would assume they dont?

ok then where are my fig newtons?

i didnt eat them.

where are they?

god damn ghosts got them thats where they went.

Female wasps sometimes die in figs attempting to lay eggs.
However an enzyme called ficin breaks down their body.

Maybe ghost wasps are stealing your fig newtons.

Who says only humans can have ghosts?

Oh, that…that was me. Sorry =( drop your cash app and i can send repayment

Yes. there is a presence in my grandma and grandpa house

For me kinda a yes.. because of two experiences I've had.

One was a photograph a friend took at the pub we were at where a couple getting married were kissing in the reflection of the mirror in the background who weren't actually at our gathering. It was so realistic that I can only conclude it was some kind of spirit. And the photo disappeared from her phone too which was even more odd. Otherwise I could show you and you would be like whooooooa too.

The 2nd one was in a pub again. I was fried out of my brain and saw the legs of a old decrepit lady walk up the end of the stairs. She was in a white dress and like she had come dead out of the water. I think I was hallucinating that night though I had a concoction of substances in me but that doesn't mean I didn't experience it. Scared the absolute shit out of me so I remember it.