once a week is not good advice lmfao. You should at the minimum have a slut shower(famously known as a slut bath) in the morning and a full shower in the evening. and wash your ass after every poop unless you're a vegan who wipes clean.

This post was edited by lolympia on Mar 27 2026 08:25pm

I'm not a slut so idk what a slut does. all I ask for is once a week. if u are good at daily wiping, you can get away with this tech

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At a minimum in a hurry it's the triangle scrub.

Pits, crotch, and rectum.



Did you recently catch some backdraft from some reddit mod that inspired this thread?

This post was edited by lolkggz on Mar 27 2026 08:28pm

I do not own an ass but I bathe my two dogs regularly ~The Grand Dad Joker of General Chat

No I haven't washed for one week and am now projecting

Imagine if there is an AI bidet. All of your data will be shared with the cloud.

That's why I use my hands instead of bidet to protect myself from smart bidet that listen jn on my tooting. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

Hahaha! I have not heard/seen the word "tooting" in a long time. Priceless! Have an awesome weekend.

Japan made me realise how far behind on toilet tech we are here

Coming home to regular toilets felt like traveling to a third world country

This post was edited by Condemn on Mar 27 2026 09:05pm

So i get your whole thing, but I'm thrown off with the clorox wipes. I hope you're not whiping with those.