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Mar 11 2026 11:20am
Immortality please. I don't need bananas.


There are two forms of immortality to choose from:
1. you are immortal and have access to a limitless supply of Crocs in a style that is to your liking.
2. you are immortal but must wear a banana motif Speedo for eternity and it cannot be covered up. If it is ever covered up, immortality is void and the years will catch up to the peep.

official glimpse of the Speedo: https://www.swimmer.com.au/speedo-limited-edition-series-101-bendy-5cm-briefs

:banana: :hug:
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Mar 11 2026 12:09pm
Infinite bananas = immortality aka the philosophers banana


the right answer here
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Mar 11 2026 12:46pm
I'm allergic to bananas


Same. Fruit allergies.

Berries are okay though.

So neither on your poll.

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Mar 11 2026 06:48pm
Nans
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Mar 11 2026 06:57pm
Dont Google real banana
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