Hah! Yup. That happens often on my hikes. Oh, those unmoving rocks where most of their mass are beneath the ground and only a little bit sticks out. Those hurt the most. I am uncertain if it is fair to yell profanities at the rock as it did not want to cause my pain and it has zero interest in anything.

Equilibrium go brrrt

I once took a breath.

I once farted while shitposting

Happens to the best of us

Dang thats crazy.

Falling on ice is crazy. You never mention you hit a rock. You said sidewalk. That is cement.

Threads evolve and/or go on the most unexpected tangents.

How? I don’t understand why you said my post is unexpected.

Oh? No. I meant that threads do go on tangents. Not what you said. We can start a new post about Bigfoot and then three or more comments down, it evolves to Ford trucks and if they are a better investment than Ram and then one or two posts after people may talk about free range chicken eggs.