The post was self contained. You have everything you need to comprehend it. There's no need to explain it further.
You kinda do if you want what you just said to actually make any sense.
You don't need to be verified because you can talk to yourself,
you don't like the show friends,
and you think you would make a cute couple with yourself.
So... there's one, what?
If you're going to be a troll, you should actually put some effort into it and not just copy what most of the other bottom tier trolls do.