There was always one house as a kid that would give them every year.

man yall are dark a **** what the heck.

the Halloween spirit is suppose to be light hearted fun, rejoice in the fall days.

An evening for the innocent to meet their community and get a sweet treat in return.

No horror, no guts, not gore, no ill intent. good grief yall!

That's why you get a rock.

Peanuts

Ill start handing out job applications

Hand made cards

That's the spirit.

An empty bucket with a sign, "please only take one"

Look up Liquid ass on Amazon and spray it on people's shoes or wherever else you can think of when they are distracted picking candy from the bowl

Pressure plate or a tripwire that sprays you as you go past a gate. Sounds great.

Is laxative legal in candy? I need to brush up on my Halloween laws