So my wife was scrolling through Facebook looking at my pics and found a picture of me and my buddies fishing.
She said: All your friends have beards.
Me: Yeah I guess so.
Her: You have a beard too.
Me: Good job Einstein.
Her: Why do you all have your shirts off to fish?
Me: It’s hot
Her: y’all look like the cast of some weird redneck magic Mike spin-off.
Me: shut up
Her: Ok, Lumberjack Larry
10/10 wife
If you wanna leave her ill take her straight up
DM me for address I have a Fedex account