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Aug 28 2025 09:19am
I wanna touch it
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Aug 28 2025 11:44am
now thats a cool ball :thumbsup:
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Aug 28 2025 08:31pm
I think you are gonna need to find some short guys with beards and axes to protect it.


Can I just bury it under your cacti farm?
You gone sit on that, or where is it designed for?


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Please, do not quote me. But, legend has it that its true power is revealed only while playing with a greater Bocce ball opponent.
Once thrown towards the Jack, you, too, will transform along with it. You will hear the voices of insects and spiders as if they are resonating in your head as you cross the greatest divide. :hail:


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The age of UrukAI™ is upon us
See? you're always thinking something weird.


One of the rare moments we agree. Put it in your diary and I will too, I’d even drink a cold one with you to this. Which just made ne decide to go buy some colds ones. I am taking tomorrow off to celebrate 36 years of escaping death and I’ll toast one our agreeance.
What does it show?

I can’t tell you the secret plans but I’ve been working with Saruman on a new artificial intelligence called UrukAI™ and we are very excited to unleash that on the world in short order.

I wanna touch it


Elven Marble, so cool to the touch. It was polished poorly there are some serious machine marks on it but I have a buddy that is a stone installer so I’m gonna borrow some polishing equipment and see just how much of a gloss we can get on this bad puppy
now thats a cool ball :thumbsup:


ty! :thumbsup:
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Aug 28 2025 08:35pm

I can’t tell you the secret plans but I’ve been working with Saruman on a new artificial intelligence called UrukAI™ and we are very excited to unleash that on the world in short order.

ty! :thumbsup:




Does it involve Saruman’s step cousin Zuckerberg?

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Aug 28 2025 08:36pm
You gone sit on that, or where is it designed for?


Spit out the carrots I was chewing when I read this :rofl:
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Aug 28 2025 09:38pm
Does it involve Saruman’s step cousin Zuckerberg?


Oh you’re mistaken they’re not related, you see wizards dont have families. They are angels.

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Aug 28 2025 10:01pm
It looks like an egg, are you gonna sit on that and hatch it? Or is it only decorative?
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Aug 28 2025 10:03pm
It looks like an egg, are you gonna sit on that and hatch it? Or is it only decorative?


It’s as much an egg as anything else that isn’t a Palantir, so I suppose one could try. I personally wouldn’t want Sauron having the chance to get up my ass but more power to ya
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Aug 28 2025 10:25pm
It’s as much an egg as anything else that isn’t a Palantir, so I suppose one could try. I personally wouldn’t want Sauron having the chance to get up my ass but more power to ya


Idk what those words mean
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