What do you consider "insanely hot"?

75 F plus.

That's not hot. You're in great weather. Drink some beer and jump in the water.

Sweating while being in nothing but shorts, getting red skin after few minutes on the sun, being completely dry 2 minutes after leaving sea.

95-100F in shade to be more specific is what makes me regret being given a gift of life and it's been like that for a while now

Can agree with 95+ being hot, then it's ice+lemon water. Plenty of it.

75 is when I start sweating fir no reason

You sound like you're gravity dense. You should go for more walks.

It's Joe's fault

It's probably all the pizza

Winner winner chicken dinner.