Software on a computer pretending to be your human girlfriend doesn't eat, or even exist, go touch grass
man i am getting sick of people like you putting others in danger.
im sure you know but just dont care that grass is usually the hiding place of spiders. and it helps to conceal snakes.
there are many many dangers lurking in the grass. for you to suggest he just go out there and touch it is fucked up. you should be ashamed of yourself.
the safest place for all of to be is our parents basements.
nature scary yo.