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Aug 11 2025 09:55pm
I'm goin in right here with my front teeth.
Getting rid of that ASAP.


This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 11 2025 09:56pm
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You could be more exact with a bite, and leave a lil flap where it starts to hurt towards the top.
A massive floppy skin would drive me insane.


i use nail clippers for stuff like that.

feels weird to bite my own skin.
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Aug 11 2025 09:56pm
Ouch!
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Aug 11 2025 09:58pm
I can imagine worse pain but faster healing process. Smashing the finger completely could result in loss of nail or fractured bone. But yeah it sucks that fingertips have so many more nerves.



Edit maybe your right worse pain faste healing I didn’t read that because I’m drunk
Nah not to be rude or anything but you’re wrong, I’ve smashed fingers and toes plenty with hammers or dropping heavy doors and beams.

Tearing such a huge chunk of skin is like 1000x worse. I have a black toenail rn and it slowed me down like 1 min. This kind of tear is end of the day.

Rather lose a nail
Gonna be tempting to bite that shit off later so you don't have a flap.
Or is it just me?


first couple minutes was me tugging and poking at the flap trying to decide if it would be more painful to tear off now or later. Shoulda tore it then but I bitched out and bandaged the flap. Will let it dry tomorrow and cut it with nail clippers.
Damn that looks rough, hope it heals fast so you can get back to work


Ty. Prolly be a week to heal but I’ll be back at work tomorrow.

This post was edited by DrFaGgIt on Aug 11 2025 10:04pm
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Aug 11 2025 10:00pm
Looks like what I did with a fruit peeler on my pinky awhile ago tbh, like exact.

Shuckin somethin, hand slipped on slippy fruit, pinky caught a stray.
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Aug 11 2025 10:02pm
I'm goin in right here with my front teeth.
Getting rid of that ASAP.
https://i.imgur.com/dvtcW0b.png


Bite me,daddy
Looks like what I did with a fruit peeler on my pinky awhile ago tbh, like exact.

Shuckin somethin, hand slipped on slippy fruit, pinky caught a stray.


i can see that. Less painful with a sharp edge than a blunt object for sure tho. My friend thought I did this with my knife when I went pics to him

This post was edited by DrFaGgIt on Aug 11 2025 10:03pm
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Bite me daddy

i can see that. Less painful with a sharp edge than a blunt object for sure tho. My friend thought I did this with my knife when I went pics to him


Oh yeah for sure.
Was so sharp I looked down and I wasn't bleeding yet didn't feel anything but knew i snagged it.
Then it just started gushing.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Aug 11 2025 10:04pm
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Oh yeah for sure.
Was so sharp I looked down and I wasn't bleeding yet didn't feel anything but knew i snagged it.
Then it just started gushing.


Almost no blood here, just the pain of the fresh flesh.

This post was edited by DrFaGgIt on Aug 11 2025 10:08pm
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Aug 11 2025 10:12pm
You show your boss that finger and say:

Look boss, thats my 3weeks payed holliday
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"The pain of the fresh flesh."
^ That line could be right off of a Hellraiser script.
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