My cat only comes to the topside of the bed to get under the covers and warm my feet

The next fart to his face will be hazardous

The "silent but deadly gas puffs" are a way to show they love you. They're comfortable with your presence.

How long have you been addicted to these fumes?

My fume therapist has had me on a strict plan which started with 7 cats expelling fumes and which now I am on 3 cats. The goal is to ween completely off by late August. It's been hard. I lack the discipline.

we need user blogs back for half of yall echo chamber kids

That scene made me question many things about myself


Dislike women, disgusted by feet and i fear snakes above all else. Yet salma had me thinking…maybe im wrong about all that.

No cats, no dogs. Atm

I came here just to say I didnt read this and dont care

Cheers

My cat brings prey to the master