He told me he wanted the pictures for research purposes
^xbx how could you deceive me
We need to tie him up and teach him a lesson
oh no, that would be terrible!
specially if there was a gag in, oh noooeee. so so terrible!
It's come to my attention that many of you hold the individual known as "xbx" in quite high regard.
But what if I told you he's been harboring a seceret? Living a double life in the shadows, all while smiling to your faces.
Well I think it's high time to expose him for what he is and let the truth come out.
After years of playing the populace as fools in his deadly game of two faced lies I'm finally ready to spring the trap layed so long ago and bring him down off his pedestal that he fooled all of you into placing him upon.
The truth about xbx is that he is really, really gay. Like super duper balls deep gay. And that's why I've started dating his dad.
i told you that in confidence when i was sampling...some...maple syrup. gonna let my dad know about this post haste.