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I am the first person to post in this thread that can embed video links


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'Til you walk these shoes
You couldn't understand my views
While you on your Caribbean cruise
I'm payin' my dues
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Apr 29 2025 09:22am
I am the first person to post in this thread that can embed video links


Well it was mainly shark boy having seizures in his own thread again.
Nothing new
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Apr 29 2025 09:29am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifi6mPWoXxY

These are the results of a thousand electric volts
A neck with bolts
Nurse, we're losin' him, check the pulse
A kid who refused to respect adults
Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose
A corny-lookin' white boy, scrawny and always ornery
'Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin' on me
And I might snap, one day just like that
I decided to strike back, and flatten every tire on the bike rack
My first day in Junior High, this kid said
"It's you and I, three o'clock sharp, this afternoon you die"
I looked at my watch, it was 1:20
"I already gave you my lunch money
What more do you want from me?"
He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse"
My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first
Somethin' told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache, it works"
I screamed, "Ow, my appendix feel like they could burst
Teacher, teacher, quick, I need a naked nurse"
"What's the matter?"
"I don't know, my leg, it hurts"
"Leg? I thought you said it was your tummy"
"Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee"
"Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over
And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework"
"But don't you wanna give me after school detention?"
"Nah, that bully wants to beat your $%& and I'ma let him"
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Apr 29 2025 09:38am
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talking to yourself
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talking to yourself


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCLOzLsza3c

I’m cancerous, so when I diss, you wouldn’t wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
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talking to yourself


I'm not the artist they're gonna turn to a puppet
I've been myself in the darkness, and I'm the same way in public
Guess I'm a target 'cause they aren't in charge of what they are stuck with
I wear my heart on my arm, and I spill the guts out my stomach
All of a sudden I'm hunted 'cause they don't like what I said
But only dummies would choose to follow a wolf to his den
Tear the flesh off of your bones and keep your ghost in my head
You're looking just like a clown, and I'm the bull in the pen
And the labels aren't able to get in touch when they call
'Cause I know all the A&R's and I'm ignoring 'em all
Don't need a manager to help me, I keep blowing 'em off
And all the rappers who doubted me, I've been proving 'em wrong
They wanna give me a record deal to control me officially
'Cause as long as I ain't signed, I'll keep exposing the industry
And they know if I put my name on that line, it's a victory
Then they'll censor my message and try to rewrite my history


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Double tldr
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Double tldr


Probably a good thing you aren't the metric of these forums
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