I accidently went on food stamp day last week to pickup a couple necessities.
Tried to get my cart through the isle, very obese wal-mart karter took up the 3/4th the isle.
I saw the obstacle ahead and told myself "Why should I reroute?" My right front wheel on the mini cart got stuck on her foot pad of the cart as I passed. Rocking her kart, swaying the beast.
"She said sorry we're kinda in here at a weird angle" (She was literally straight) I forced my cart through wiggling and lifting.
She swang her hand back behind her and smacked my ass (not sure why) "Sorry I didn't mean to touch you she said"
I was silent the whole time, I was in the next isle over and she was talking to what I presumed to her daughter "I touched his ass haha"
I later saw the daughter pushing a full cart of food and her mother on the fat kart because her battery died on the fat kart. That made me actually laugh aloud in front of them.
They did not like that, the beast frowned with displeasure.
Really a nothing story, just my disgust with food stamp day at walmart.
Cool story I know.
This post was edited by lolkggz on Apr 13 2025 09:08am