I dunno but theyre tasty

When i was young i seen someone grab many ducks by there necks swing them around and bash there bodies to the ground. Can never forget the image in my head

the duck on your topic is cute

I try my best.

Careful

Some mod mighty identify as a duck and suspend you for degrading content

Probably.

Ducks are one of the only creatures besides humans and dolphins that will force themselves upon a mate. Sometimes 3-4 males all trying to do it at the same therfore drowning the female. Ducks are evil

Ducks taste good

Most humane way to dispatch waterfowl is by "ringing their neck" aka spinning them around whilst holding their head effectively breaking their neck. Not sure what the slamming part was about

This person was just angry there was duck bodies all round the pond.