If opportunity presents itself you take it fiercely and without mercy.

Nice!

I've also went into wrong station a few times.
Directions can get blurry at night, the streets here need better lighting.

I constantly drive through stop signs without stopping in many places where I think is stupid and not needed.

I’m also married to a man which my next door neighbor believes is very sinful, although I don’t believe that bullshit but to each their own.

I bet he loathes every day he has to be forced to live next to your relationship.
That must feel great for you.
Also hilarious for you, I'd display as much public affection as possible when he's outside.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Sep 21 2023 09:53am

It does

I also work shirtless in my yard many times during warn weather. I hope it aggravates them even more

You're doing good work.
Keep it up.

Maybe some roller skates and some short frayed jean shorts for a cruise around the block?
Hand holding and leap frogging with your partner on skates is extra credit.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Sep 21 2023 09:56am

My neighbour is a homo and sometimes works outside shirtless when it's warm out and I feel tempted by him.

I will not sin, I will not sin, I will not sin.

-RedExorcist

It is very easy to not be tempted by a shirtless man. I am a heterosexual woman and guys' bare chests do nothing for me.

Just give me a chance. I might surprise you.