Starbucks pumpkin cream cold brew is hands down the best drink ever. I'll tell you a little about myself and why I'm authorized to don this drink alpha. I'm 6'2 280, a father of 1 and I've been with over 44 woman in my lifetime, thats not even counting the ones I couldn't "rise to the occasion" for but I still scored. To make a long story even longer, after working 8 hours with an hour commute each way on 5 hours of sleep I hit 405 on flat bench no spotter, 275 military press and smiled at at least 4 woman, including the cleaning lady. I know you're probably thinking pumpkin spiced drinks are for only woman and gays, and before slamming one of these bad boys before the gym yesterday I'd have said you're not wrong.

10/10

But where do you take the time and the ideas from to write diese? xD

Nice! Sounds Yummy

100% facts, and for the record I am in no way affiliated with Starbucks and am not receiving any financial compensation for promoting this product

This post was edited by iplaycoldsorc on Oct 4 2019 08:11am

Can I drink this if I’m just a beta boy?

pm me bin

Great story
Might read again in a near future

Can be made with soy milk



A Grande will run you about 4.65$ USD



Thanks, I asked Kevin (njaguar's right hand man) to get this stickied

This post was edited by iplaycoldsorc on Oct 4 2019 08:31am

Looks like a cross section of Pumpkin, lol

44 women's? what are you dude_927